Will There Be Anything Else Sir!

I know I can be a sarcastic and heartless bugger it’s a legacy of the grim streets of Belfast but I do empathise with hard pressed people of which there is no shortage at the moment. A quick look at today’s news was grim enough with a 13 year old girl stabbed to death in Doncaster, a Vicar found stabbed to death in Bristol and even more horrific 100’s of Prisoners burnt to death whilst locked in their cells in Honduras. The rest of the news being taken up by the likes of Mervin King [Bank Of England] and other talking heads all on say 10 20, 30, 40, 50 times the average wage? spouting dogma about the recession coming to an end. Lets be serious for them the recession didn’t even begin and much more shamefully they were trying to conceal the real facts of over a million youths unemployed plus a 20% rise in unemployment for women over 50 and if you look in your pocket you can access for yourself how the recession is going.

Never mind though if you find yourself a bit short this month you can always borrow some money from one of these payday loan companies which are a growth industry at rates so frightening they make even me shudder [and I won’t be borrowing anything] I took this from one of their own adverts a woman borrows 75 pounds and only has to pay back 28 pounds in interest on her next payday. So that's about 40% interest in a month so what would that equate to per year????. Also in your heart of hearts you know these company's are almost certainly owned by the banks which caused your misery in the first place. May i recommend Big Al the Leg Breaking Loan Shark as an alternative he offers better rates and you can get fit as a bonus running away from him and his Goons!