Natural Order Has Been Restored!

Anyone who reads this knows I'm a strange boy and think slightly off centre most of the time. As an example I've been pondering that when Whitney died we had endless wall to wall coverage for a week and when Davy Jones died he was allowed to bang out a couple of verses of Day Dream Believer but when Frank Carson died he was not even allowed one last trademark "It's the Way I Tell Them" before we moved on. so to restore balance i would like to tell one of his jokes that i heard at least 30 years ago and it's still as funny.

15 year old boy turns up at an Undertakers for Work Experience. The Undertaker has nothing for him to do so tells him to just go down to the basement and wash the body of a 23 year old woman who had died in a car crash. A few hours later the boy having not returned the Undertaker goes down to check on him. The boy says to the Undertaker that the woman has a Prawn sticking out of her fanny [UK meaning of the word]. The Undertaker has a look sees the woman shaves and says no son that's not a Prawn it's her Clitoris. To which the boy replies "Well it tastes like a Prawn".

Now that was worth retelling and lives long in the memory so goodbye Frank!