Sunday, 8 July 2012

What Will You Do With That Extra Shield!


If Andy Murray Wins at Wimbledon Today if the Monsoon abates to allow play he will become the 1st British Champion in 70 years, a Legend. If he should be beaten he will be forever known as that Dodgy Scottish Loser. He should come out Dressed like Braveheart and the Celts will Support him Win or Lose but especially the Losing as any Celt worthy of the name is aware of the Ancient Purity of Glorious Defeat.
I have the same Problem Daily if I stay Sober no one notices or cares and if I was ever to Pick up a Drink there would be many who would say I knew he couldn’t Cut the Mustard. That’s why I intend to dress in Future as a Japanese Admiral!

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