Day 2 survival guide [checklist]

1. 7 Day Self Certificate aquired [check] [not filled in yet]
2. Drs Appointment arranged to acquire 3 week Sick Note [check] [next Tuesday 17:30]
3. Derelict and Distressed look [check] [perfected over many years]
4. AA meeting attended [check] [no use having months off if you've relapsed and wet yourself]
5. Latte and Lunch with friends [check] [emotional support from those who care]
6. Upkeep of Blog [check] [well thats what i'm getting down to now]

That seems like a day well spent and not a Manager in sight!